Funny stories from the USA

In a local radio station the Dj announced a competition and the 3rd person who would give the right answer would win a trip to Las Vegas. After a couple of commercials only two persons phoned in. Couple of minutes pass and no 3rd caller. After a while the phone rings.
The DJ congratulates for the right answer and asks:
- Why didn't you called sooner ?
- I called - answered the woman. - I was the second person too.

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I went to the movies to see the Passions of Christ. A blond chick was sitting next to me with pumped up bald boyfriend. The first thing what she says after Jesus is caught:
Chick: Will he be hanged, or what ???
Guy: Idiot, the main character, never dies!

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In a Tv station in Michigan, the news presenter (woman), after there wasn't any snow the previous day, this is what she said to the meteorologist:
- So Bob, where's that 8 incher, what you promised last night?
Not only the guy, but the half of the staff had to leave the studio, they were laughing their asses off, the lady was really embarest, next time she'll think twice before saying something on live TV...

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At an office the leadership is still figuring out that, how could a man die at his desk and nobody noticed it for 5 days.
And nobody even asked him if he's fine. 51 year old George Turtlebaum, who for 30 years worked as a corrector for a New York firm, had a heart attack in a usual "open office". He shared this office with 23 other co-workers. He passed away quietly on a Monday, but nobody noticed it until Saturday morning, when a janitor asked him why is he still working on the weekend. His boss, Elliot Wachiaski said: "George was the first person in every morning and he was the last one to leave, so it wasn't unusual to see him in the same posture and he doesn't really do anything. He was really dedicated to his work and was solitary." The autopsy confirmed that he died 5 days earlier before he had been found, after a heart attack. Ironically he was correcting a medical text.
TIP: Occasionally poke your colleague from time to time.
LESSON: DON'T WORK TO HARD, NOBODY WILL NOTICE IT ANYWAY!!!

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At an intersection a Pennsylvanian locomotive engineer left his train, because he's working shift ended. He had a fixed schedule what said that he could only work for 8 hours. The guy left his train in Pottstown's most busiest intersection, he realized that he's not living to far so he walked home. The drivers were left there for more then 2 hours, until the shift change occurred. Funny thing there were only 50 yards to the nearest side track.