A853 vs US Marine

This is an actual real life radio conversation between Galicia and americans. It happened on the navy’s 106 emergency channel near the Galatians coast, Costa de Fisterrán 1997.10.16.

This conversation actually happened, and in march 2005 it was published by the spanish press (every paper). Well what can i say everybody laugh there ass off

**Galicia: (noise in the background)**
This is A853 talking to you, please change your course with 15 degrees south, to south to avoid collision because your coming right at us, distance 25 miles.

**Americans: (noise in the background)**
We advise you to change course with 15 degrees north, to avoid collision

** Galicia:
That's a negative. We repeat change your course with 15 degrees south to avoid collision.

** Americans: (Other voice)
This is the captain of the United States of America Navy’s speaking to you. I insist that you immediately change course 15 degrees north, to avoid collision.

**Galicia:
We're sorry but we don't see how that could be possible or necessary because of that we advise you to change course 15 degrees south to avoid collision.

**Americans (really exited, commanding voice)
THIS IS CAPTAIN RICHARD JAMES HOWARD, FROM THE UNITED STATES USS LINKOLN MOTHER SHIP CAPTAIN, WHICH IS THE SECOND BIGGEST WARSHIP OF THE USA'S FLEET. WE'RE ESCORTED BY 2 ARMOURED CRUISERS, 6 DESTROYERS, 5 TRANSEPT, 4 SUBMARINES, WHO CONSTANTLY ARE ASSISTING US.
WE'RE HADING TO THE PERSIAN GULF, TO PERFORME A MILITARY MANUVERE AND TO EXECUTE IT IF THERE IS AN IRAKIAN OFFENSIVE. I'M NOT ASKING YOU, I'M ORDERING YOU TO CHANGE COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH !!! IF YOU DON'T COMPLY WE'LL BE FORCED TO AKE ACTION TO PROTECT THE NAVYS SECURITY. YOUR MEMBERS OF THE UN AND NATO SO YOUR MEMBERS OF THIS MILITARY CORE!!! I ASK OBEY THIS ORDER AND GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY!!!

**Galicia:
This is Manuel Salas Alcantra speaking. There are only two of us. Our life is protected by a dog, two beers and a man from the Kanari islands who's sleeping right now. The Cadena Dial von la Coruna transmitter and the 106 emergency channel is assisting us. We're not going nowhere, we're talking from dry land to you. This is Finisterrai A-853 lighthouse, near the Galician coast. We have no f.... idea which number we have in the Spanish lighthouse hierarchy. And you can take any action what you like, or you wish to protect your shitty mother ship, because soon enough it going to be wrecked on the Galician cliffs and from this point of view we beg that for your own safety, you should change course 15 degrees south.