Did you know ?

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served first class. That is a hell of a lot of olives.

The percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80%. I had to choose this one because I thought it was very sweet.

The percentage of American women who say they would marry the same man: 50 and I chose this one just to show how much of a difference there was between men and women.

There are more collect calls on Father's Day than any other day of the year. Now how cheap can people be? It’s nice that people think to call their Fathers on Father’s Day, but they could at least pick up the tab as well.

And finally, (DRUMROLL PLEASE)…..

Turtles can breathe through their butts. What human being could ever imagine being able to breathe through their rear ends. I know I couldn’t